Accommodations have been arranged by Blocker at the "American Best Value Inn" at 206 Main Street, Hyannis.
Groups for Friday are as follows
First out: Shane Brady, expects to be in last group on Sunday, Bernard Brady will be gunning for the super losers pool on Sunday. His second guest appearance. Gerry McMahon, Jeff Houghton, another guest making his second appearance.
Next up is the defending champ, Martin O'Dea, unlucky to be drawn with Cattle Crush. Brian Hickey makes his first trip down rte 6, with The Commish making up the fourball.
Third group out has Adrian Walsh, Big Fade, Two Stroke Timmy, and DBZ fresh off his trip to Tiblisi.
Fourth group out has the Captain of the footballers, McGath. By the way, how did he get to be captain of anything? Ricky Rush, Ray Heatley and Harry Walsh will be in the other cart.
Fifth out and favorites for the best turned out foursome, led by the society's stylish, suave, sophisticated, dapper, metrosexual, Paul Roper, with myself, Dav and Twink to complete the lineup.......wow that went downhill rapid!!!!
Sixth Group out is led by Bad Kneezs, who will commute from Falmouth for the weekend as usual, Discount Joe!!!!!!!!! Swervy will stay planetside this weekend. Anthony will try to add another trophy to the Kerry collection and its left to Donal McNulty to keep this fourball grounded.
Seventh group out at has Blocker who is in charge of chaperoning Greenhorn for the weekend. Keep him that side of the bridge!! Dave Shocks gets the Farmer in his cart. Keep him moving Dave! We need to get the Duck Inn before closing!!!
Final group out is anchored by Corks finest, John Og O'Hickey, a legendary hurler in his own mind. Sid expects this not to be the only final group appearance for him. Ritchie Vaughan does!!!! Frank Reem, another guest, completes the foursome. Martin O Dea is the defending champion and leads a host of usual suspects who should be in contention come Saturday afternoon. As Martin showed last year, there is hope for the 'dark horses' as well. Of course there are the usual losers who can expect to be halfway down rte3 by the time the beautiful Galway Crystal trophy is presented on Sunday afternoon. (Eamon!, Hughes asked me to let you know he has a lift back for you. Should be back for second quarter of the pats game!) Shay Hughes has been entrusted with running the birdie pool for the weekend. This will have a daily winner and probably an overall winner for the weekend. Details are being currently finalized. Shocks will probably run something nobody but himself will know how it works but since it's Friday everyone will contribute to anyway. Dav will run the losers pool on Sunday and Hickey will take charge of the super loosers. This could be the first year there is a 'losers' on Saturday, the way some of us are playing!Prizes this year are pretty much the same as they always are. Front, Back and Overall each day. There will be a closest to the pin on the front and back each day. There will be a long drive on the front and back each day. (This may be reduced to one long drive per day to quiet the constant whinging from JK! Check with Blocker). On Sunday afternoon, the winner will received the coveted trophy, second and third place will also receive prizes. Scoring is as always on the Stapleford system.Hurlers v Footballers will be on Saturday. For the newcomers, you are designated a 'footballer' or a 'hurler' based on a schedule of exacting criteria, none of which indicates a talent or pedigree in either code. Hence McGath is a 'footballer'!!!! Well he is definetely not a hurler....that type of thing!!! Most likely Brian Hickey will be a hurler, he's seen a game on TV, . As you can see, pretty self explanatory. Once the designations are complete, 16 names will go into a hurlers hat, 16 into a footballers hat. Names will be drawn, one footballer versus one hurler. Based on Saturdays round, each footballers card will be compared to the hurlers card drawn against him. Winner will be most total points, ties are allowed. Totaled up and a winner declared. Hurlers are defending champions so footballers need to win outright to get the trophy. Hurlers however will be seriously weakened by the absence of the 'Philster" (he gave himself that nickname, not me!) and Millae. Blocker has secured luxurious accommodation in Hyannis for Friday and Saturday night. You will be astounded that you get three rounds of golf, two nights in a six star hotel/motel/shithole, all for only $400. First timer this week, Brian Hickey, (I think that's it) is in for an eye opening weekend. A "Welcome back to the Cape" night is being hosted by the long time friend of the society and proprietor of the Duck Inn, Mr Fu Kin Hte Dgse at the Duck Inn on Friday night 9 pm. Soup and other refreshments will be provided. Another Kerryman's CaptainsTim Lenihan took his second captains trophy in three years on Saturday with a net 70 off 12. Timmy was on fire throughout the round and followed up his 40 points last weekend here with a gross and net best 82. He added insult to injury by winning the long drive on the last and closest to the pin on 17. He is playing great golf as the Cape is just around the corner but does lose a stroke on his win here. In second place was Sid with a gross 83, net 72. He had three birdies on the front on his way to a 38 for the nine but had to check the undies on the back as a little leakage crept in. He had the added consolation of closest to the pin on the 5th. A great round however as he signaled his readiness for the cape and doesn't get hit with any stroke penalties. In third place was The Commish with a score of 84 off 11 for a net 73, (in case any of you geniuses out there can't add.Ya you Mc Gath!!) Well done James!The other prize awarded on the day was the closest to the pin on the 13, which went to Shay Hughes. He needed every dollar of it, as his wager against the Kerrymen went south!The Cape is the next tournament and begins on Friday, September 26. First course is Cranberry valley. Blocker collecting for the CAPE. $400 is the cost if paid by Captains. It goes to $450 after that. Checks only!!Matchplay Final ---------Johnny Kelly takes the Big One !!!!!JK took the matchplay final in Waverly on Saturday knocking off DBZ on the way to a 4 and 3 victory. Johnnny played excellent all day and even though Peter brought his A game, it wasn't enough the way "Bad Knees" has been playing this year. Shocks and Timmy Lenihan completed the foursome and largely kept out of the way. The Commish presented Johnny with his trophy after the round in front of the good group that attended. Johnny thanked Shocks in his acceptance speech for carrying his bag so well. He also praised Peter and congratulated him on his strong showing all year on the back of his second place in the Cape last year. Three other foursomes attended on the day and fittingly honored the Champion. Johnny assured everyone that couldn't be there he would give them a private shot by shot account of the day on their next meeting. Thank You Johnny!!!On a side note, Congratulations to our esteemed chairman, Anthony, on the arrival of his first born, a son named Sean! Lets see your handicap go down now, Big Guy!!!Another Kerry Win!!!!!Timmy Lenihan made it a three in a row for the Lenihan family and four in a row Kerry win when he took the Masters Tourney on Saturday July 12. Butter Brook was at its best on Saturday with hot humid conditions. Timmy obviously had been minding himself all week as he tore through the front nine with 25 points and ended the day with a 44 point total to demolish a powerful field. Three birdies later he also claimed the over 13 birdie pool. Well done Timmy!!In second place for the second year in a row was The Commish with the same 40 point total as last year. Tough tournament to win!!!!In third place was a late charging Blocker with 38 points, 25 of them on the back nine. Nice finish Joe!Other notable scores was Anthony and Shay with 37 points, Johnny Kelly with a handicap protecting 33, DBZ also with one eye on the matchplay with 26 points."Big Fade", as he probably told you, won a closest to pin and a long drive!!!! Its been awhile but good to see the big guy back in the envelopes. Other closest to pin was won by Anthony edging out Sid.As usual in Butter Brook, everyone had a great day. A special thanks goes out to the bar staff and the cart girl. Rarely are beers so pleasantly presented.
Matchplay FinalMatchplay final will take place at Waverly Oaks in Plymouth on Saturday July 19. Peter DeBiasie defeated Shane Brady 3 and 2 to make it to the final. He will take on Johnny "not as bad as they were knees" Kelly who upended Ritchie Vaughan in the semi again by a 3 and 2 score. Ritchie didn't bring his A game as he had threatened to do and Johnny was not in a giving mood as he advanced. Johnny will be giving Peter 8 shots but has already told everyone who will listen to put their money on him. Peter refuses to comment on anything as he starts his mental preparation with a "me against the world" type attitude. A good crowd is expected so please let The Commish know if you are attending. 'Farmer' Repeat at Sid's Tourney
John Lenihan made little of the one stroke reduction he earned from his Granite win and won his second title in a row with an outstanding 39 points off thirteen. John had 21 points on the front despite a ninth hole meltdown and followed it with 18 on the back with two scratches. In between he hit a ton of great shots and thoroughly deserved his victory. In his speech he thanked the organizers for putting on a great day, his wife for always believing in his talent, farming and carpentry! He especially wanted to thank his caddie for the day Dave Shocks whose advice he said was inspirational.
In second place was Ricky Rush who went out in 18 and home in 20. He is back in top form and looking for more hardware. Third place was taken by Blocker with 37 points.
Front nine was taken by Johnny "top three" Kelly with a fabulous 22 points. Johnny pulled the reins in on the back nine with a matchplay tussle coming up, no way was he being cut a shot. Back nine was won by Ricky with 20 but was given to his brother Cattle Crush by rule. (1,2,3 winners not eligible for front nine/ back nine)Closest to pin was won by Johnny Lenihan, Ritchie Vaughan and Ricky Rush. Long Drive was won by Gerry McGath as most of the big hitters didn't get it on fairway. Actually Gerry must have been the only one on the fairway!!!! Well done to all.
Guest prize was won by Paul Gallagher with 35 pts. Great to see Paul back in US. He was an original member before moving back a few years ago.
Well done to Sid and Anthony who put on a great day. Next up ButterBrook for the Masters.The 'Gentleman Farmer' takes Hughes TourneyWith 39 points Johnny Lenihan, who hails from the posh farming suburbs of Tralee, took the second annual Hughes Cup after a great day at Granite Links on Saturday. Johnny went out with 21 points thru 9 helped by a birdie on the fourth hole. He overcame a speed wobble at the par three sixteenth but recovered to finish with two pars and record the winning total. Johnny gave a memorable speech as he accepted the trophy from Shay Hughes. He becomes the second player and Kerryman to get in the winners circle this year and will compete for the rest of the year off one stroke less than his GHIN. He promises this will not be a problem!!!!!!Second place was Dave Shocks with 36 points and a par on the index 1. Dave is always in contention in these tournaments.Third place was taken by another Kerryman, this one on his virgin voyage, Brian Hickey. Brian who joined recently and is playing off 17, started off nervously and had 15 points through nine holes. He stormed through the Granite nine and was on track for a record nine but for a real self soiling episode on 18. However 20 points gave him a total of 35 and second place. Well done Brian!. Sid and The Axeman finished on 34. A host of players were on 33 which just shows how a stroke here or there can mean some hardware. Long drive on the front nine was won by Shane Brady.On the back Ricky Rush took long drive and Mike Forest took closest to pin on sixteenth.Highest point total for the day was from Matt Lapo from New Hampshire with 40 points off a handicap of eight shot a 76. Great round Matt!!!!Usual suspects,Paul Roper, Mike Forest and Johnny Kelly never contended for the best dressed award as another guest took that coveted prize. Sean Ballance took this biscuit with an eye gouging pin stripe trousers with matching top that was straight out of a seventies porno film. There was no second place to that.Well done to the Big Fade for putting on a great day. As usual drinks were flowing at the after party and all the pain of the day was quickly washed away. Great Day!!!!!!!Matchplay First RoundFirst round of the matchplay is done and dusted after a modest turnout enjoyed
a beautiful day in Atlantic on Saturday. The draw threw up a few good matchups
and first out was Seamie O’Neill and Shocks with Adolf taking that one. This
fourball was followed by Ritchie V taking on Blocker in what was a battle of
the bigger hitters. On this day Ritchie had all the answers and Joe all the
questions as he slumped out of the matchplay with head low. Ritchie was unstoppable
and has guaranteed a hiding for whoever he plays next. Johnny Kelly took on
Roper in another lob sided one. Roper couldn’t find his game all day and Johnny
“do you think I’ll be in top five” Kelly closed it out early. As did the other
winner in the foursome, he warned everyone that he will dole out a lot of
punishment to anyone else he meets. Great to see some gracious winners come out
of one group!!!!Next fourball had The Commish taking on Twink and Dav taking on Swervy.
Twink couldn’t keep up with the young at heart Commish, who moved on to the
second round. Dav was never going to let a six hole lead slip again, like
happened last year, so calved early and lost to the most relaxed and happiest
golfer on the course. The next fourball had Cattle Crush drawn against the super
confident Big Fade. The new found confidence took a big hit as Hughes couldn’t
pull back Cattle Crush who went four up at the turn and finished it out on
seventeen. Gerry Mac took on Shane Brady on the other half of this ticket but
Shane proved too strong for the one armed Dub. Wait till I get him with two
good elbows! Gerry promised.‘Cape King’ Martin O’Dea made his season debut as he clashed with Sid.
Martin couldn’t be stopped despite a couple of speed wobbles. He made a few
clutch shots and putts to frustrate a battling Sidney. In the other half of
this foursome I was robbed of my rightful place in the next round as I played
the best golf of my career but Harry Walsh in his first outing of the year was
just too good with a super 95 to my scintillating 101. What do I have to do to
win a match??? Harry made all the putts he needed and should have won earlier.
It would have eased the pain.The last groups of the day saw Ray Heatley tackle DBZ. DBZ emerged
victorious in a vicious scrap in which Ray on his virgin outing had to tackle
the crafty veteran. Adrian and our esteemed chairman played the match of the
day as Anthony won early. He would have beaten anyone today as he shot a 74.
Adrian had no answer to that.The draw for the next two rounds was made after in the bar. With 11 “golfer”
remaining, there had to be 5 byes and just three matches in the second round.Byes are Cattle Crush, Anthony, Ritchie V, The Commish, Harry Walsh.Second Round MatchesJohnny “Top Five” Kelly v Dave “Adolf”
ShocksDBZ v Martin O’DeaShane Brady v SwervyQuarter Final DrawM O’Dea/ DBZ v Cattle CrushThe Commish v Ritchie VShane B/ Swervy v Anthony WalshShocks/
Harry WalshSweet Rock 2014First outing of the year
is in the rear view mirror. A total of 22 people, of which at best 5 were
golfers, showed up on Saturday at Newport National. Weather held up for the
day, if it did get a little windy and cold by the back nine. First closest to the pin
was the third hole which was playing real tough. It took a skulled five iron
from Blocker that scurried up to about 12 feet to win the first envelope.
You have no shame Blocker! collecting an envelope on that one. Second closest
to the pin was the next hole and to add insult to injury, Blocker again claimed
the money. Long Drive was with the
wind on the sixth and Adrian Walsh took the honors with a tremendous dong!!!!
Final closest to the pin was the thirteenth hole over the water. Jason Boulware
took the honors. Birdie pool was claimed by Roper on indexes over DBZ, Adrian
Walsh, Ritchie Vaughan.And down to the main
business of the day, Shane Brady, as always in contention, took third place
with 34 points. Second place was the loud and late arriving, big hittin, one
legged, Gerry McGath. Gerry had 37 points and accepted the second place trophy
in his usual understated manner!Winner and 2014 Sweet
Rocker was our chairman Anthony Walsh with 38 points (78 gross). Well done
Anthony who becomes the first player affected by the new "winner cut by a
stroke" rule. How appropriate considering it was the brainchild of our
Next outing is the
matchplay, May 3 in Atlantic. Draw as always will be made at the course on the
day.Message from the
reichstag is to get your scores posted. The handicap fuhrer and his minions
will be checking.